Monday, February 7, 2011

Star Trek: TNG Haikus

“Worf”
Don’t screw with the Worf
He is not a merry man
Just back away dude

“Picard”
Picard has no hair
But he is a good captain
Because he’s British?

“Riker”
Riker was clean-shaved
Then he grew a mighty beard
That’s instant badass

“Data”
He wants to be flesh
But he is obvious robot
Human, he can’t be

“Deanna”
She is Imzadi
She knows how you are feeling
Purple is so hot

“The Borg”
The cyborgs are jerks
They will assimilate you
You can’t resist them

“Guinan”
Tis Whoopie Goldberg
She mans the bar and serves drinks
But what’s with that hat?

“Wesley”
Kid genius, oh yeah
Trying to find his place in life
Nobody likes him

“Geordi”
He wears the visor
Because he is very blind
But he looks cool, right?

“The Ferengi”
Those big-eared mofos
Always trying to make dough
Get a job you schmucks

“The Vulcans”
They are logical
They have no sense of humor
They are such dullards

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